Lobotomy Please! [Archive]

Accidental Discharge Thread.
O.K., I'll start this off.
DON'T use WD40 on....
I'm Trying to Kill Doug!...????
White Dots vs. Brake Cleaner.
here is my major screw up
Walmart Screwed Up.
OnStar leads police to drunken drivers
Taking Doug to FT Bragg again!
In The Heat of the Night.
Burn baby Burn.
Employees Must Wash Hands!
Argh, not good.
Sick and Rude!
This is a true story!!!
Flesh eating virus!
Chicken Wings with FEATHERS!
Death To The Oil Man!!!
Product Tampering!
Bus Driver Sure Needs One.
Strange range/gunstore stories.
Check out but never leave.
Fast food workers
$10,000 a week??
just stupid
El Stupido Grande....
Dingbat Sig Pistol Owner.
Giving a Pansy Liberal Pure Hell.
Dear Abby...LOL
Is this for Real?
always check the barrel before shooting
Police: Man planned to eat slain Okla. girl
Got worms?
Junk in the trunk.... (Advisory - Gross)
Food Poisoning
Another .gov agency at work
Cats can do stupid stuff too
Pooper Scooper Classes.
World Gas Price Chart.
A good Joke the wife sent me today.
Norman Rockwell In Hell.
Well, This Is It, TEOTWAWKI
Morons from my town..Via Myspace...
Crocodile Hunter Joke
Oopsie! ex-BATF Director.
Chelse Clinton in Rehab!
another joke.
Biting the hand that feeds you
Sad Passing
9-Year-Old Sneaks Aboard Jet To Texas
Snorkeler mistaken for rodent, shot in face
Oblivion - Knights of the Nine
I like this joke.
ISS Armory "Gift Basket"
Blew up his new Thompson
Where would this sign be?
Confusion
.50 BMG ricochet ... to the head
Geniuses at the video store
Pete Rose Strikes Out.
Lawyer Joke
Funny Quotes.
"Don't worry - I got'cha covered!" :-o
'Stoopid' British......
Dirty Turban
Aren’t pre-printed checks a great time-saver?
The Last Interrogation
Off Brand - Chinese Mortar!!!
Western-Southern "Signalman Test"
~ Public Enemy Hacker ~
Locked myself in the PortaJon on the movie set last night...
Hillary Clinton screen saver.
One of my better jokes.
Chopping ice with a garden pitchfork
Crazy People!
XTreme - Nasty Crashes.
Sky Diving Bloopers
Dumber Than Dog Poop.
Pizza Delivery bank robber gone bad...
Low Life Thing to Do.
2 men wheel dead body to bank to cash his check!
Steve Irwins Earliest Miscalculation.
One Less Chinese Guy.
Tina Turner Murdered.
Heath Ledger Brokeback mounting ODs, assumes room temp
So much for my idea of taking up Ballooning
Hillary & ***** Approved Weapons List.
New Police Dogs
Death Wish.
NY Govenor Resigns - can't keep his pants up.
Super duper automatic tactical sniper rifle!
Fav "Hooker" Songs of the 70's & 80's.
DONT DO THIS
He's dead Jim.
Is he dead, Jim?
French are toasted
Al Gore vid. Funny
GUNKID II .... the next Generation
Owned by an Old Lady...LOL
I Hate Misunderstandings!
Oh No - Say it ain't so Joe!
French military ACCIDENTALLY shoots somebody! :-o
Black National Anthem
HOW do you shoot THROUGH your hand while cleaning a gun?!?!
$12,500 for a Sand Castle!
Now...for your first solo flying lesson -
Urban Combat Dress
Comedian Ron White busted for Drugs.
Former goalie accidentally shoots self
Oppsie!
Another dumb shooter
The PETA Turkey Game
Another old couple, living with cats:
B.O Supporters - In Living Color.
Plaxico Burress
Stupid & Lucky at the same time.
mom sent me a joke!!
Call in Gay?
ok...What the BLEEEPP were you thinking?
Good Grief!
Can you spot the inconsistencies?
Kid needs to go on a diet...
Madoff Investor Dies of Apparent Suicide.
Plaxico "Plain Stupid" Burress
These people are nuts.
Very funny
Pirates get ransom money, then drown with it:
The Best Marksman
Boudreaux and the Priest
Pre-Med Student At Starbucks
Really good answers to some dumb questions
Actor shot in head when prop gun turns out to be real and loaded
Mugged
Guns, Ducks, Dog, and a New SUV
Special Agent C.A.T.
This years 'biggest' BBQ accessory
I dream of genie
An elderly man...
The tragic loss of another great American!!
I tried calling the Army today...
He's a smart lieutenant
One for Otobesane1
One for bowwave
Dear b.o.
Pres. briefing..
Five rules for men
Sony's New Stupid POS
Jose and Carlos
How's This For A Paint Job?
The Score: Fish 1 ; Man 0
Why does the Easter bunny hide his eggs??
My converstaion with Jesus!
THE PLAN
Bruce Lee Lives!
Super Hot - Train Brakes!
Become an Illegal and save millions of $!!!
The Cowboy!!!! Oldy but Goody!
DUI ... Texas Style!
The fire
Fascism You Can Live With
Postcards From The Land of Allah
I'm Stupid and I don't care who knows it.Man hits bullet with hammer.
Sneaky Snake
Ahhhhh ! Texas!
Texans on Iraqi Torture
Prescription
Big O's Bow to the King was a Trick!
Women & Guns **** Very Funny
First Ammo Shortage, Now Kleenex Shortage On The Way
I Wish I was a Liberal...
The Hair Cut
Darwin Days
Three Californian Surgeons
So what really happened to Carradine..not that I care much
Redneck Fire Alarm
This Guy's as crazy as Steve Irwin.
Bizzaire!!!!
You ever wonder why?
Right Nut, Corner Pocket.
New "Redneck List"
Age vs. Youth
The Other Toilet
Russ and Sam!
Russian Chicks, with & without make up.
Warning from Pakistan
Botched Building Demolition in Turkey.
My latest reply to a '419' scammer!!
Woman 86 arrested for 61st time!
"You might be a ............if
New Concealed Carry Technique
That's When the Fight Started
Larry's Proverbs!
The former 1st woman (she ain't no lady!) meal
A BAD day on the firing line....
Another Numbnut Reporter.
Ouch!!
Cartoons you wont see on reg media
Here is a Survivalist Teacher for You!
good one
Friggin Weird'os
How to loose your 'Creds with the Bro's!!
Little Tyrone!
Leroy and the Gator!
Have you recieved your's yet?
Git "R" Done - window repair.
Robbery gone WRONG!
Naked man on I-95.....
note of congratulations.
The difference between...
Worst Built Car - Ever!
Career Guidance
THE COW AND THE ICE CREAM
Aircraft Humor
Take Your Ticket & Shove it!
Anvil shooting!!
PECANS IN THE CEMETERY!
Drunk man attempts beer run on his lawn mower
Ninja Glock
A Joke / current affairs
Nancy and the Chauffer
Random Observations!
The Itch!!
Fat DORK.
Some Trick...
That's kinda gross!
Examples of why Dubai is Broke!
phone call
Female Genie
Sheep YOU!
Idiots in Living Color.
Biker, Reporter and a Lion
The Worlds Shortest Books
You May Be A Taliban IF.....
Christmas Break
Ordering Pizza:2010
Hazardous Driving
Parris beckons
drink up a bit!
Oh Crap!!!!!!!!!!
Nic Cage - as everyone. Hehehe
Dangerous element exposed!!
Stupid Cajuns?
Fleggaard Warning, may show a breast or two.
How to get out of debt
Tax Time
How touching.
Aarab technology meets German engineering!
tree hugger
T.W. apology
Nonpartisan Joke
Oh My God!!!!